Meme #01

[zarathustra]

Topic: Leave me a cr / pairing and a one word prompt and I'll try to write a tiny (very much so) fic about it.


CR: Doc / Sertoria "Humanity"
CR: Doc / Minato "Science"

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CR: Doc / Sertoria "Humanity"

[doc_brown]

The Horse and the Pancake Maker

Once upon a time in a scientific lab, nothing interesting was happening. It was a rainy day in a rainy winter and aside from the rain beating the windows, the only noises that could be heard were those of the Doc working on his latest model of Pancake Maker™. Meanwhile Sertoria was looking through the windows, looking at people walking by with surreal interest. Maybe someday clever and ingenious people would successfully write legends out of this day, but such people were obviously not born yet.

There was nothing interesting outside. Lots of cars going around, people who had been caught by the rain running back home. However, amid all of this, Sertoria caught a most unusual sight: A man riding a horse in the middle of the town. The rain did not seem to bother this man, nor did the weirded out glare directed at him. Furthermore, the horse was pink for some unexplained reasons. Sertoria observed the man for a moment, perplexed.

"Doctor Brown— I mean, Doc." She called him out "I have just seen a man riding a pink horse under the rain."

Upon hearing this, Doc rose and eyebrow and immediately let go of the Pancake Maker™ to go and look through the window. By the time he arrived however, the man and his most peculiar horse were gone both.

"Great Scott!" He exclaimed and turned to Sertoria "Sertoria, are you sure of what you saw."

"Affirmative."

"Do you realize what it means?!"

"No. I have to concede, this sights has left me most perplexed and I can not understand the meaning behind it."

Doc shook his head and smiled brightly.

"It's normal, it's human!" He said-- Hallucinating and seeing weird things was one of the most human things he could think of. Alternatively, coming up with such a poor excuse not to work on the Pancake Maker™ was also extremely human, which made him much happier than it should.

"Am I to understand that this man and the pink horse were typical of humanity?"

"Yes, in a way!" Doc went back to his working desk, opened a book and wrote something in it. Well, he'd have to check her circuitry because hallucinating like this could be dangerous, but this was no less fascinating. "It's true that may be pretty unusual, but I cannot think of anything more human! It's sort of like, dreaming. The idea behind it is the same."

"... Interesting." Maybe she should try buying a horse and dyeing it pink.

And lo, never would Doc ever know she did actually see a man riding a Pink horse.

The End

CR: Doc / Minato "Science"

[doc_brown]

Back to the Great Seal

Cold! It was December and one of those winter days where you'd rather be at home. It had been a month or so ever since the events of Animus had ended and that Minato had been able to go back to his "normal" life. As normal as life could be when you had to face the end of the world soon. So much for saving the world from Ruana, heh. And today at Gekkoukan High he had to go through one of Mr. Edogawa's science lecture.

"Eeeheehee... I know it's cold everyone, but let's try and get through this class. Focus pocus! Today we're going to do something interesting. An American physicist is passing by our school and will stop here to give you a lecture on space and time. You may not have heard of his name before, but Doctor Emmett Brown has notably..."

Wait, Emmett Brown? Wasn't that the name of that scientist with the crazy hair back in the tower? ... Surely this was just a coincidence. After all, Doc Brown wasn't from this world, so there were no chances for him to be here. And yet, the scientists that slammed the door open and entered the classroom was undoubtedly the crazy scientist from the tower. How or why was he here, nobody knew. First thing he did however was to go where Edogawa stood and pushed him to the side before addressing the class:

"I'm sorry everyone but I'm afraid classes are cancelled for today!" Which was enough to get most students to happily stand and be on their way, though within a second Doc was before Minato. "Minato! You've got to come back with me!"

"Doc?!" Was that reality? Why did things like that keep happening to him? "... Back where?"

"Back to the future!"

Junpei who had been sitting besides Minato heard that and opened weird eyes. That guy looked straight out from a bad science-fiction movie. Undoubtedly this old man with wild hair had escaped from some asylum and was now out for blood. The fact that he knew Minato made this even weirder.

"Dude... You know that weirdo? He gives me the creeps."

Minato looked at Junpei then back at Doc. How could he even begin to explain that? He had had no plan to tell anyone about the Tower, but with that... He really hadn't needed that in his day.

"Doc, I just can't go like that, there are my friends here--"

Doc shook his head and grabbed Minato by the shoulder-- To drag him outside. Well, Minato ended up following him and needless to say, Junpei and Yukari were right behind.

"Well brings them along, this concerns them too."

"What are you talking about? What happens in the future?" He replied then asked with genuine worry. "Do they become assholes or something?"

"No no no no, Minato! They turn out just fine! It's your death Minato! Something has got to be done about your death!"

Notice the absolute casual tone Doc used to speak. Well, this truly was a lovely day. An expression of surprise nearly crossed Minato's face.

"Wait a minute, I... Die?"

When they finally reached the Delorean outside the school, Doc turned back to Minato and nodded.

"Yes! And when Nyarlathotep comes back, there is no one to stop him! When there is no one to stop him, he causes a time paradox that has for effect to tear apart the space-time continuum, resulting in the destruction of this entire universe!"

"... Nyarlathotep?"

Doc shook his head and opened the Delorean's door. "Never mind that now! Get in the car!"

"Hey, wait Doc, we don't even have our evokers with us."

"Evokers?" He laughed and put on the special silver glasses to drive the Delorean. "Where we're going, we don't need evokers."

The End

CR: Hilda / Ganondorf "Candy"

[lorule]

The Candies of the Gods

Once upon a time in a dark and decrepit castle, two people who had a particularly strong obsession with golden triangles were sitting at dinner and plotting, in the very purpose of stealing these triangles. Yet, the discussion seemed to have taken a turn for the worse, and the Lorulean Princess had a hard time keeping her calm.

"No, no and no."

"Princess, you need to consider--"

"We are not going to freeze the entire Zora population simply because they do not like you."

That was unreasonable, not to mention stupid. Hilda hardly believed she had to say these words. What sort of madman thought decimating entire species simply because they didn't like you was a good? Well, obviously Ganondorf was that kind of madman. With that level of crazy, she'd have to devise a plan to make sure he would never have a chance to get his hands on the Triforce, so soon as they'd have found it. An utter disappointment, she had expected more than Yuga's level of lunacy in him. Yet again, he and Yuga were ultimately the same people, only in different worlds. What had she expected?

"You are too soft for this. If you truly desire the Triforce, good feelings will not be of any help."

"Should I remind you we seek the Triforce so as to save our people? Would we be to do this to any who oppose us, we wouldn't be very different from the gods we loathe so."

Moments like this that made him think fondly of people he had barely been able to tolerate before. Like Zant. For how crazy he was, contesting his every orders hadn't been in his habit. That and at the very least, Zant had had no interest in using his precious Triforce for himself. He'd have to devise a plan to make sure she wouldn't snag the Triforce before he did. An utter disappointment, he had expected more than Zelda's level of good feelings in her. Yet again, she and Zelda were ultimately the same people, only in different worlds. What had he expected?

Whatever, he didn't need her opinion to do it anyway. At this point a servant came in to take away the dishes, and presented them with a dish that contained three splendid golden triangles. Which caused both the princess and the king to blink incredulously at them. Hilda was the one who reacted first.

"What is this?"

"The messenger you sent to the Goron returned with these, Your Grace." The servant replied. "These are the Goron's answer to your queries regarding the Triforce. Triangle-shaped golden candies."

With that said the servant walked away, leaving the two of them to stare incredulously at the candies for a while longer. Oh, and Ganondorf frowned. Obviously, the exquisite Goron humor was entirely lost on him.

"If you are about to suggest starving them off or feeding them to an undead dragon, then the answer is n-"

"I'm not about to suggest anything." Ganondorf replied and moved to take the dish with the dish with the candies "I will take these away, and take my leave as well. This dinner has lasted long enough."

Just as he was about to take the dish, Hilda grabbed it as well, frowning in return.

"I believe I'll keep them. I'm quite intrigued by this Goron food and would like to take a closer look at it."

"It is most likely poisoned." Ganondorf replied and tried to draw the dish to him, but Hilda just wasn't about to let go.

"Then if it's poisoned you probably shouldn't touch them, your highness." she tried to draw it to her as well, but figure, Ganondorf didn't let go as well.

"I'll take the risk."

And lo, after an intense (not) fight, the candies ended up like Lorule's Triforce, crushed and usable for no one.

The End

Pairing: Hilda / Ravio "Dessert"

[lorule]

The Mocha Molten Rupee Cake

It was dinner time at Lorule Castle. As per usual, considering is enormous size the dinner room looked empty considering what with how few people were using it. The Princess of the Kingdom of course, and her loyal knight. Well, salesman technically, but he had enough of a knightly spirit to be called as such. So she thought anyway, and before long the main meal was over as the servants took out the dishes and brought in the dessert.

The first unusual thing was that Ravio didn't get any dessert. The second unusual thing was, well, her dessert. When the servants left, she paused and blinked quite a few times at her plate, before looking at Ravio. Needless to say, he hardly looked innocent and had a difficult time not smiling.

"Ravio..."

"Yes?"

"Why do I have a Rupee in my plate?"

A black Rupee at that. She appreciated the gesture, but she was the last person in Lorule to need money. And Rupoor were of pretty poor tastes. Still, this didn't seem to hamper Ravio's spirits and he smiled brightly.

"That's not a Rupee, Princess!" he jumped from his seat and went up to her "It's a dessert only I know the secret of. I like to call it..." Dramatic pause before classic Ravio dance "The Rupcake!!"

"A cake... Disguised as a rupee?"

"Precisely! When Mr. Hero was off saving the world, I had hardly anything to do. He was my only customer you see, and the food he kept home had a weird smell. So I tried some new baking techniques and came up with that!"

This reminded him he owed Link an oven. Oh well. Most importantly, this also meant something else.

"...So while I was here, trying to save our dear kingdom and in desperate need of a hero, you were busy baking cakes?"

"H-Heh?" He looked up in shock then proceeded with the panicked iteration of the Ravio dance "N-No! I was also busy doing lots of other things like training with a sword to defend you, er I mean, Lorule when I'd come back!" Not. Now nodding (a lot) apologetically "I-I'm so sorry princess! I'll do you Rupcakes everyday till I get better with a sword."

She shook her head. It wasn't important, she had long forgiven him for this. If there was even something to forgive here. But more importantly--

"But you don't have one for yourself."

"Hum?" he scratched the back of his head "Ah, no, I didn't make one for me, it's just for you."

"Then I suppose you'll just have to eat this one with me."

"W-What? Eat it with you?" Cue another iteration of the panicked Ravio dance "I never could! I mean, that w-wouldn't be correct." Or something. "I made it for you, not for me!"

"Then I am not eating it." she said and pushed the plate to the side "I couldn't bear to eat this while you watch with nothing?"

"B-But, I did it just for you with lo-- Lots of thoughts!" He sighed and seeing as Hilda didn't seem to budge on her resolve, finally gave in and sat down next to her. "But you have to try it first Princess!"

She nodded and took a bit of the cake with her spoon before tasting it-- It was surprisingly delicious and she addressed him a rare smile.

"It's delicious." she said before adding after a pause "... Thank you."

Ravio hesitantly took her hand that was holding the spoon and smiled himself.

"I... Thank you. For smiling."

The End